Students Strip at Career Fair in Attempt to "Set Themselves Apart"

Got a nice dick? Nice tits? They might land you your future career. 

A new trend is developing at the University of Washington where students seeking jobs at internship and career fairs are stripping naked and running from booth to booth in the hopes that their act of nudity and public display will set them apart from other candidates.

“It’s really tough trying to stand out when so many people are competing for the same jobs,” said UW senior and owner of a 7.5 inch penis, Jared Goff. “I realized that if I literally set myself apart from everybody and made it so that employers had to look at me, I would have a better chance at getting hired.”

Goff was the first UW student to strip in the HUB ballroom during a career and internship fair last Fall November, but others have started to follow suit.

“I was there in the Fall when Jared did it,” said junior, Alice Wonderlund, who is majoring in Jazz Dance Studies. “I was amazed by his bravery and it worked! Every single person working the fair was looking at him. I also was really impressed by his penis, which had to be at least 5 inches soft, which is more impressive than you think. I found him after the fair and asked him to coffee and we’ve been going out for three months now. It’s been great!”

Alice stripped at the next fair where her dancer’s ass alone earned her an internship at Morgan Stanley.

Now that the trend has caught on, students are having to push themselves further to set themselves apart. One student, in an attempt to get a toe licking position at Microsoft, stripped as is expected now, stood on a table, took out a toy microphone and sang every part to Mozart’s 3-hour opera, “Marriage of Figaro.” Another student set up a trapeze in the rafters of the HUB ballroom and was seen swinging (in the nude of course) across the room until they did a triple flip and landed perfectly on the table of their desired employer. Unfortunately that employer was looking for a nude trapeze artist with at least three years of sales and marketing experience.