Obituary: The Juice is Uhhhhh

Orenthal James Simpson, more commonly known as OJ Simpson or “The Juice,” passed away on April 11, 2024. A statement released from OJ’s family relieved that The Juice had passed due to complications with prostate cancer. As with many events surrounding OJ’s life, there appear to be details that are unclear with the situation at hand.

OJ Simpson was most well known for his advocacy for the COVID-19 vaccination. OJ tweeted out a picture of him getting his vaccination and encouraging his passionate fanbase of 35 year old white women to get vaccinated in January of 2021. Is it not concerning that only a mere three years later a perfectly healthy 76 year old man with CTE could pass away from ass cancer? He was simply a spring chicken, he could have ran for president in 2028! There has to be a connection. If the vaccination does not immunization you must uhhhhhhhhhhhh………..

The world is a more dangerous place without OJ in it. But let's have OJ’s life serve as a cautionary tale to all of us; we cannot be swayed but the news media to make life altering decisions. Seed oils and other modern evils must be purged for society to flourish. My new memoir, “If I Had Gotten Vaxxed” was inspired by the tragic tale of OJ’s death. The world is a scary place but thankfully we still have heroes like Caitlin Jenner to drive us off into a better future.