Off Leash News Issue 5: Achieve Enlightenment for only $5 (Plus Shipping)

M.J.

What if I told you that I could sell you a guide to inner peace for the low, low cost of $5 (plus shipping)? You’d probably laugh and tell me to fuck off, because you’re no fool, and you know a fraud when you see one. But what if I told you that, for only $5 (and a little extra for shipping), you could hold in your hands a physical copy of Off Leash Magazine’s newest issue?

That’s right, baby. Off Leash is back.

And this time, we’re coming at you with our boldest, most creative, most completely bonkers edition yet: The Conspiracy Issue.

Still, we know that scams are all over the place these days—darn near everyone on the internet is trying to take your money, and always for abstract concepts that never end up materializing! So, to prove that we’re legit and to keep you on the edge of your seat until release day, please enjoy two teaser pieces from our upcoming magazine. Read about how the artist known as “Banksy” controls our world—and then order a copy of Issue 5 at the link below to read 30 more pages of exclusive, never-before-seen content.

After all, it’s only $5.*

Click here to order Off Leash News Issue 5: The Conspiracy Issue

*$5 does not include cost of shipping