Breaking: Pepsi is.... Your New Owner?

Your eyes flutter open, wandering around the room and landing on the sunbeam warming your deep purple comforter. Sighing, you look at the ceiling. It’s another day of your roommate, who is also your mom, smoking crack and cigarettes while she yells at you. One thing brings you comfort though. Your poster of Pepsi’s CEO, Ramon Laguarta, hanging right above your HFS emergency exit route sign on the door, gives you a feeling of hope. 

Rolling out of bed, you throw your brown hair into a messy bun. Your feet find their way into your slippers, since your McMahon dorm is too run down to have carpet in the rooms. Over in the common space, you can hear your mom roommate yelling. 

“Y/N,” she screams. You can hear the cigarettes in her voice, and can also smell them, “Come out here you bitch!” 

Another sigh. If only Pepsi’s CEO, Ramon Laguarta, was there to comfort you. You take your time leaving your room, but not too much time. Your cigarette smoking mom roommate will get mad if you take too long, but you can still have a few minutes to yourself. Your eyes, which are hazel, green, blue, and purple all at the same time, look back at you in the mirror. This life isn’t the life you deserve. 

Entering your living room, your mom roommate looks up from her rapidly filling ashtray at you. 

“Y/N, you bitch, go take a shower. We have to talk after.”

You wish your life was different, and that you could be like the other girls. You’re just too different for anyone to ever love you. Stepping into your dirty McMahon bathroom, you notice it smells less like cigarettes than the rest of your dorm. You get in the shower, taking your messy bun out, and shampooing your waist-length caucasian hair. 

Once you’re done with your shower, you sit down in your living room. Your mom roommate reappears. 

“I have to tell you something. You’re probably not gonna like this, but I so-”

She’s interrupted by a knock on the door. Instinctively, you go to answer it. To your surprise, it’s none other than Pepsi’s CEO, Ramon Laguarta. You open your mouth in shock.

“Mom, what is Ramon Laguarta, CEO of Pepsi doing here?” you ask. It’s her turn to sigh.

“He’s your new owner.”

To be continued…….

Author’s Note: omg EEEEE!!!! Ramon is such a cutie XD the feels =^.^=